Google hat uns angeheuert (April Fools)

Google just hired us to fix Google Alerts. Last week, their VP of Product flew me to their headquarters in Mountain View to show their engineering team how far behind they really are.

I opened Google Alerts in front of the entire team. Typed in "Google Cloud Service Competitors." Three results, and two of them were from 2021. The room went silent. Then I opened Gopf. 47 relevant signals in 10 minutes.

My final recommendation was simple: Shut it down. Redirect all users to gopf.com.

PS: Happy April 1st!